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Tuesday,
April 06, 2004
Jesus Christ!!
CNN.com
- Woman performs own caesarean to save baby
- declared by Liusia @ 7:04
PM
Monday,
April 05, 2004
Like, totally.
Today
was really great.
I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken
and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.
I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.
I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole
a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of
DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his
way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into
a phone booth.
Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice
that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid
of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post
pictures, but my webcam is broken.
I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb!
She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on
the cheese, it was awesome!!!
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because
I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing
my mail.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs
of my cat.
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely nothing! You
all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or
even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's
cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many
of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible
skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with
other human beings. And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just
put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a
moron.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this poem I wrote.
It's about my friend Robert, who has bipolar disorder. Just
like me. And Heidi.
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- declared by Liusia @ 2:42
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