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Saturday,
January 10, 2004
Fish naming update: 2 votes for Dorian 1 vote against Dorian 2 votes for Gilderoy 1 vote against Gilderoy 1 vote for Zelik 0 votes for Narcissus So it looks like Dorian and Gilderoy are neck-and-neck. But I warn you: a Shevardnadze-esque voter fraud situation is coming down the line -- Jessica has threatened to flush any fish named Dorian down the toilet. The democratic process is under pressure here, folks. I think the UN needs to step in. - declared by Liusia @ 10:49 PM Watch out! The hotness might crash your browser! Anyway, we were watching some lame-o top 100 hot hotties show on VH1 (don't ask) and decided to make our own list. Except, we weren't doing very well judging the relative hotness of women ("She's pretty!" "Yeah, but if you did women, would you do her?" "How should I know? Hey, John, is this chick hot?") so we ended up just making a list of men. Jess, Jessie and I made our own lists (of actors, since that's easiest) and then averaged the scores, and here is the result,complete with cheesy VHI-esque subheaders. Enjoy. 1.Hugh Jackman  Shut up, ovaries! We do NOT want babies! 2.Jude Law  Yes, you ARE genetically perfect. (re: Gattaca) 3.Brad Pitt  Jessie likes Brad Pitt because he looks like he's a klepto. 4.George Clooney  He's not old! He's not older than my father! Noooooo! 5.Jeremy Northam  You don't have any flaws, Mr. Knightley! 6.Ewan McGregor  He's ALWAYS NAKED. John is surprised we didn't end up seeing Obi-Wan's lightsaber. 7.Colin Firth  We like him just as he is. 8.Paul Bettany  He's such a stoner. 9.Viggo Mortensen  Eomer says, "Since the day when you rose before me out of the green grass of the downs, I have loved you and that love shall not fail". We agree. 10. Joseph Fiennes  "I'll follow you and make a heaven out of hell, and I'll die by your hand which I love so well." ~Shakespeare 11. Michael Vartan  "Do you think I'd just throw anyone in my trunk?" ~Alias 12. Denzel Washington  I want a Training Day with Denzel. Rawr. 13. Pierce Brosnan  Shake your martini, baby! 14. David Wenham  Marry me, Faramir! 15. Sean Bean  Come on. The man is hot even when his face is all messed up and he's standing in front of a giant Lenin. (re: Goldeneye) 16. Sean Connery  He's like a million, so he should just, um, read me bedtime stories. But still. - declared by Liusia @ 9:05 PM 17. Keanu Reeves  Whoaaaa. 18. Russell Crowe  For a man who looks stinky, he's damn fine. 19. Mark Wahlberg  Jess wishes Marky Mark were still dropping his pants. 20.Johnny Depp  Arrrr! (Athough, of course, we loved him before he was a blockbuster boy.) 21.James Marsden  If Jean Grey doesn't want him, I'll take him. 22.Colin Farrell  He's a foul-mouthed poseur. But aren't we all? 23.Ethan Hawke  See: Jude Law 24.Tobey Maguire  Jessica says: "I would like to get a whiff of old Tobey." 25.J. August Richards  You're not pointless, Gunn! You're hot! 26.Orlando Bloom  Oddly, he's prettier when he's NOT an elf. 27.Hugh Grant  I would like to make it public that I am not responsible for Hugh Grant's inclusion on this list. 28.Patrick Stewart  Resistance is futile. 29.Christian Bale  And people asked us why we went to see a movie about post-apocalyptic dragons. 30.Will Smith  We forgive you for Wild Wild West. 31.Harrison Ford  If Jessica had a dog, she'd name it Indiana. 32.Edward Norton  If you average American History X and Primal Fear, you get 32nd place. 33.Matt Damon  Boy has PIPES. - declared by Liusia @ 9:05 PM 34.Ryan Phillippe  Shut UP. He does NOT look like Justin Timberlake. 35.Guy Pearce  Unforgettable. 36.Heath Ledger  "Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?" ~Ten Things I Hate About You 37.Jason Statham  "Oh, you're so witty, why don't you take advantage of me?" ~The Italian Job 38.Antonio Banderas  We all love Brad Pitt. 39.Aaron Eckhart  "I'm gonna look up some shit on microfiche and suffer over you." ~Possession 40.Gary Dourdan  Jessica: "Almost enough to make you commit murder." 41.George Eads  See: Gary Dourdan. 42.Oleg Menshikov  Why I love him is not a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. 43.Sean Biggerstaff  He's Jessie's age, she swears to God! 44.Jim Caviezel  Revenge is sweet. So is Jim-boy's ass. 45.Hayden Christensen  "You are in my very soul, tormenting me!" ~Attack of the Clones 46.Luke Wilson  He's hotter than his brother, you have to give him that. 47.Chow Yun Fat  Chow YUM Fat. 48.James Franco  I don't even know who this guy is. 49.Brendan Fraser  Hey, if he's good enough for Sir Ian... 50.DMX  DMX is last because Jessica didn't know who he was, not because we're trying to keep the black man down. - declared by Liusia @ 9:04 PM Friday,
January 09, 2004
Rock. This fine artist, who read my blog and noticed my Russian road sign obsession, sent me a lovely picture that she took while in St. Petersburg of a car-falling-into-a-canal sign. Please, go buy some of her sliversmithery. In other news, I have been getting some Russian spam with truly great sender names. For example: Topside D. Derivative Anesthetist P. Unluckiest Witching G. Muffles Also, I am eating Pringles, my fish is still alive, and Jessica is coming over later with Angel season 2 DVDs. All in all, a good day. (I'm easy to please.) - declared by Liusia @ 5:40 PM Name That Fish: Day Two  Sorry. So. Thus far, the fishy has: 2 votes for Dorian (Genius, by the way, Isral! Brilliant!) 1 vote against Dorian, by reason of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (a legitimate point) 1 vote for Gilderoy, by reason of my ferrets (the little monsters are named Malfoy and Colin) 
1 vote for the flipping of a coin, now impractical, as we have three names from which to choose 0 votes for Narcissus The voting continues. - declared by Liusia @ 5:15 PM Fanfic, God, and God Fanfic I hope all of these things are tongue-in-cheek. The first, I'm sure about. The second, pretty certain. The third...well...read it, okay? They have to be kidding, right? Mary Sue: Nine Men and Little Lady (For those of you not as ridiculously dorky as I, a "Mary Sue" is a character inserted into fanfiction who is stupidly perfect and represents the vicarious dreams of the fanfiction writer.) God's True Patriot FanFiction.Net Story : Jesus goes to Hogwarts - declared by Liusia @ 5:06 PM Thursday,
January 08, 2004
A cry for help  Hi! So, I just got a fish. I've never had a fish before. The fish needs a name, I think. I want to name him something either very pretentious or very dorky. As you can see, the fish is iridescent blue-green with red stripes on his fins. His hobbies seem to include staring endlessly at his reflection and fluttering up and down. Potential names thus far include Gilderoy and Narcissus. Your vote matters! Choose one, or suggest your own! Please! - declared by Liusia @ 8:29 PM In which I grovel So, pretty much I got sucked into the mad whirlwind that was my return from Russia and the subsequent holidays, and the first time-consumer to be dumped was my websurfing. But now I am back! And I have a wireless internet card, so there's no excuse for not blogging, since my computer can go everywhere! I can blog from the bathtub, for heaven's sake! I can blog while watching my coffee percolate! So here we go. No more slacking. Time to get back to posting. Okay. But now, I'm going to sleep, so...yep. Tomorrow. Yessir. Also: No, I don't know what happened to Blunt Reviews. Sorry. - declared by Liusia @ 7:42 PM |
