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Thursday, December 25, 2003
So this is Christmas
Proving that she is able to see through my pseudo-intellectual facade, my mom got me the DVD of Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo for Christmas.

That movie and I are having a secret affair. I'm so ashamed. I tried to keep our love under wraps, but my mom walked in on me laughing hysterically at a late-night HBO showing last time I was home, and has been razzing me about it since.

Anyway.

I made it to the US, by the way. Despite the best efforts of the Department of Homeland Effing Security. Seriously. If Tom Ridge effing catches a terrorist, I'll consider eating my words, but until then, I hold firm to this declaration: When white-bread little ol' me ends up on a no-fly list, the no-fly list is too effing long.

Yeah, full update tomorrow, as now I've gotta go hobnob over the eggnog. Merry Christmas and/or winter holiday of your choice!

- declared by Liusia @ 9:24 PM

 

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