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Tuesday,
December 16, 2003
In honor of this being my last post from St. Petersburg...
I
shall gift you with more fuzzy, poorly-shot photos from the Hermitage.
It's like a tradition at this point. Sofia and I went to say goodbye
to it on Sunday, and here are some of the cooler things we saw:
This painting is interesting for it's, um, unique interpretation
of Greek mythology. "Man," Perseus seems to be saying. "This saving
Andromeda thing wasn't that hard! She's just standing on this
chill sea monster here! Now if only these stupid cherubs would
leave me alone! C'mon, girl, let's ride my Indian pony off into
the sunset!" (I guess I never pictured Pegasus as a Pinto.)
Speaking of Greek mythology, isn't Paris a sexy fella, what with
his shapely girly butt and all?
Sofia insists that "dis man" is a Latin abbreviation for a phrase
that means "unto the hands of the gods," but I really prefer to
think that Q. Cornelio was livin' it up in the Roman hood. Until
he died and got stuck in an urn, of course.
Here's an awesome library. I don't know why this random awesome
library is in the middle of the Hermitage, but there it is. I
want it. Also, it has a ghost, apparently (dude, look at the picture!),
which makes it even awesomer. (Shut up, I know that's not a word.)
Orpheus: "Aw, shit!"
This picture is self-explanatory.
I had final exams, I went and said goodbye to the kind people
at my internship, I turned in my final papers, we had a finishing
banquet, blah blah blah. At our table, we amused ourselves by
making pirate hats out of our placemats. Sometimes you have to
make your own fun. And now I'm leaving.
Man, on the one hand, I'm gonna miss Petersburg SO MUCH...on the
other hand, getting lost all the time and having the galloping
consumption has kind of lost its novelty. And I miss my friends
and family, dammit. And I want a freakin' peanut butter sandwich.
I'm so out of here.
Do svydanya, Russia!
- declared by Liusia @ 2:40
PM
Monday,
December 15, 2003
Hot Pirate on Pirate Action
So,
Amanda found another installment of the Captain Blood
series in the bookstore. Naturally, it required purchasing,
especially after reading the opening paragraph:
The great cabin, flooded with sunlight from the tall stern
windows of horn, which now stood open above the creaming wake,
had been made luxurious by richly carved furnishings, by hangings
of green damask and by the gilded scroll-work of the bulkheads.
Here Peter Blood, her present owner, bending over the Spaniard,
who reclined on a daybed by the stern locker, was reverting
for the moment to his original trade of surgery. His hands,
as strong as they were shapely, and by deftness rendered as
delicate of touch as a woman's, had renewed the dressing on
the Spaniard's thigh, where the fractured bone had pierced the
flesh. He now made a final adjustment to the strappings that
held the splint in place, stood up, and with a nod dismissed
the Negro steward who had been his acolyte.
Sexxxy.
Dude, even the scenery is getting in on the act. "Creaming wake"
indeed. I may be a dirty-minded individual, but the subtext
in these books is getting progressively more hilariously blatant.
Mr. Rafael Sabatini (1875-1950), author extraordinaire, I think
I love you. It's too bad you obviously don't swing my way. And,
you know, are dead.
In other news: 3 days until I come home! Huzzah!
- declared by Liusia @ 12:52
PM
Sunday,
December 14, 2003
Another quiz that proves my dorkitude

Okay, while Picard was awesome, I'd rather, like, hang out
with him than be him.
If I could be anyone from that quiz, I'd want to be Mister
Morden.
Dork!
Moreover, I know about all 50 of the possible quiz result
characters, and could probably write brief biographies of
each. Pity me.
- declared by Liusia @ 1:42
PM
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